It's not conspiracy theory for one who has watched them conspire.
Fate favors the just. Thus the current conflict shall have no winners.
Jesus is a Liberal.
"If being tolerant of differing opinions, if believing that America has to make it as a pluralistic nation, if being civil, if that makes you a liberal, I plead guilty."
Now, sir,' said he, 'have friars such a grace
That none of them shall come into this place?'
'Nay,' said the angel, 'millions here are thrown!'
And unto Satan he led him down.
'And now has Satan,' said he, 'a tail
Broader than of a galleon is the sail.
Hold up thy tail, thou Satan!' said he,
'Show forth thine arse and let the friar see
Where is the nest of friars in this place!'
And before one might go half a furlong's space,
Just as the bees come swarming from a hive,
Out of the Devil's arse-hole there did drive
Full twenty thousand friars in a rout,
And through all Hell they swarmed and ran about.
And came again, as fast as they could run,
And in his arse they crept back, every one.
He clapped his tail to and then lay right still.
This friar, when he'd looked at length his fill
Upon the torments of that sorry place,
His spirit God restored, of His high grace,
Into his body, and he did awake;
Nevertheless for terror did he quake
So was the Devil's arse-hole in his mind,
Which is his future home, and like in kind.
God save all but this cursed friar here;
My prologue ends thus; to my tale give ear."